Inside Cabin
$1,077
per person
Ocean View
$1,015
per person
Balcony
$1,050
per person
Suite
$3,115
per person
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Route Map
Day-by-Day Itinerary
Day 1
Portsmouth
England
Dive into emerald waterfalls and volcanic hot springs hidden within lush rainforests just minutes from the cruise port.
Arrive
2026-08-20 00:00:00
Depart
2026-08-20 17:00:00
Day 2
🌊 At Sea
Day 3
Zeebrugge
Belgium
Explore centuries of maritime history at the D-Day Memorial and Museum, then wander charming cobblestone streets lined with Belgian chocolate shops and cozy breweries.
Arrive
2026-08-22 08:00:00
Depart
2026-08-22 18:00:00
Day 4
Amsterdam
Netherlands
Glide through picturesque canals lined with 17th-century townhouses and world-class museums on intimate waterway tours.
Arrive
2026-08-23 08:00:00
Depart
2026-08-23 20:00:00
Day 5
Hamburg
Germany
Explore Europe's largest port where historic ships sail past cutting-edge modern architecture along the scenic Elbe River.
Arrive
2026-08-24 18:00:00
Day 6
Hamburg
Germany
Explore Europe's largest port where historic ships sail past cutting-edge modern architecture along the scenic Elbe River.
Arrive
2026-08-25 00:00:00
Depart
2026-08-25 17:00:00
Day 7
🌊 At Sea
Day 8
Portsmouth
England
Dive into emerald waterfalls and volcanic hot springs hidden within lush rainforests just minutes from the cruise port.
Arrive
2026-08-27 06:30:00
About This Cruise
<p>Get ready to laugh your aft off on this 7-night comedy fest at sea. Sailing round-trip from Portsmouth, with stops in Bruges and Amsterdam — plus an overnight in Hamburg — you'll explore canals, coffee shops, and culture by day, then LOL to a side-splitting lineup of true comedy VIPs (and VIPs-to-be) by night.</p>
From $1,015 per person
7 nights on
Valiant Lady
with
Virgin Voyages
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